Ann’s rules of flying & dating

F lying:

1. If you don’t know what PreCheck is, you shouldn’t be in the line.
2. If you don’t know how to flush it, you’re not allowed to use it.
3. If you’re not going to drink it, don’t order it.
4. Never order red drinks on an airplane.
5. Control your children.

Dating:

1. Consider them married, until proven otherwise.
2. Never date anyone prettier than you. Those pretty boys will only break your heart- they have too many women in their orbit.
3. Never date anyone with more baggage than you (and I don’t consider children baggage).
4. They have to be divorced at least 2 years so they’ve licked their wounds.